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The chlorophyll-fueled field guide to every blade worth holding, planted on-chain for degens who finally went outside.
🌱 Plant Some GRASS
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The Meadow Manifesto
You've stared at red candles long enough that your houseplant filed a missing-person report. We propose a radical strategy: the grass is real, free, and renders at infinite FPS.
☀️ Vitamin D Maxxing
Your portfolio is down but the sun is, somehow, still up. Step into it. Photons don't have gas fees.
🦶 Soft Ground, Soft Life
Grass is nature's original liquidity pool — deep, green, and impossible to rug. Stand in it.
🧘 Touch > Tweet
For every blade you touch, one (1) doom-scroll is refunded to your soul. Verified by absolutely no one.
The Blade Atlas
Every species catalogued, vibe-checked, and stat-rated by our field botanists (three guys who finally left the house).
Bermuda
Kentucky Bluegrass
Bamboo
Fescue
The Touch Grass-O-Meter™
Press and hold the turf below. Each second outside fills your meter and refunds days lost to the charts. No wallet required — just a finger and a willingness to feel something green.
The Garden Plot
Tokenomics, but make it landscaping. Everything is composted, fair, and watered by sunshine.
The Growth Cycle
No roadmap. A grow-map. Grass doesn't promise — it just keeps photosynthesizing.
- Plant $GRASS on-chain
- Gather the barefoot believers
- First successful touch logged
- Atlas expands with new species
- Grass-O-Meter leaderboard
- Community lawn meetups (IRL!)
- Full-bloom holder ecosystem
- Every degen has touched grass twice
- The chart is green for once
How To Plant Your GRASS
Four steps between you and your first blade. We promise it's easier than keeping a real plant alive.
Get a Phantom
Download the Phantom wallet — your little seed pouch for the meadow.
Water it with SOL
Fund the wallet with some SOL. Think of it as fertilizer, not rent.
Tap Plant
Hit the Plant Some GRASS button up top and paste the official seed (CA).
Swap & Hold
Swap on pump.fun, then go outside while it grows. Yes, actually outside.